Why won't my child go to bed?

I need two kisses.
I need Pooh Bear. 
Pooh Bear needs Piglet. 
I have to see Mama.
The door is closed.
The door is open. 
I need the white light. 
I need the pink light. 
I need the blue light. 
I need the orange light. 
I unplugged the lights.
I went pee.
I have to roll into my room. 
I don't have to roll. I have to go backwards. 
I have to see Daddy. 
I have to go downstairs. 
I want this.
I want that.
I want something else.  
I want another song. 
No no no I don't want that song. 
I need my snake. 
My snake is stuck in the door.
I can't close my door.
There are too many animals in my bed.
I need to bounce to my bed. 
bounce. bounce. bounce.
My eyes are not closed. 
I have to have a snack.
I took the night lights out.
I can't get the night lights back in. 
bounce. bounce. bounce. bounce. bounce.
I have to sing the ABCs three times.
I want more milk. 
I'm still drinking my milk. 
I pooped. 
I can't find my book.
It's dark outside.  
I'm still drinking my milk. 
bounce bounce bounce bounce.
I did everything I can do in my room. 
I am happy. 
Mama is happy. 
I want to play with engines tomorrow.
and balls.
and blocks.
That's everything.
This door is open again.
I need to close this door.
Mama is not happy.